"Mr. Jerk Off " is a nickname given to a local madman. This name was given to him by the Scream Park Times several years ago when he was imprisoned. His real name is totally unkown. We have an exclusive interview with "Mr. Jerk Off" from his cell in Scream Park 1st Prison.

The Interviewer was our very own Mark Williams.

================================
Mark Williams (MW)
Hello Mr. Jerk Off. I'm Mark Williams, how are you today?

Mr. Jerk Off (JO)
I'm Fine thankyou. And yourself?

MW
I'm fine too. So, how long is it you've been in this cell again?

JO
I've been in this room for eight years and I know that they'll never, ever let me out while i'm alive.

MW
*Coughs*. Indeed. So, for the record, what exactly where you imprisoned for?

JO
Several things my friend. I destroyed several buildings, as well as flooding part of the city.

MW
I see. And how exactly did you commit these crimes? At least, how do you claim you commited these crimes?

JO
I commited these crimes using my magic powers.

MW
And what exactly are your magic powers?

JO
Well, I can control the weather.

MW
Yeah Right.

JO
Excuse me?

MW
As if you can control the weather.

JO
Heh. Rain.

*Sound of rain and several screams, followed by over-the-top laughter*

JO
All right! Time for a crime spree!

MW
Noooooo!

*Sound of tape recorder being destroyed*

More interviews soon folks!

 

 

 

 

 


Interview with "Mr. Jerk off"